• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Nah, goofus is a dumbass because he used his fingers. Use your dick on them, and they’re all yours.

    spoiler

    This also works on things other than baked goods. It does not, however, work with toddlers. You don’t get to keep them if you rub your dick on them.