I swear this happens once a week and I make sure to flush before she ends it each time.
- Does the person she is speaking with know where she is? - Loud grunting and farting noises intensify - Loud grunting and farting noises intensify - This is the one time you should be “loud and proud” about doing your business. - “That’s right, buddy! Show that turd who’s boss!” - Who does number 2 work for? 
 
 
 
- I’m a guy and I’ve experienced the same thing. I don’t get it at all. Aren’t you at all embarrassed to be conversing on the phone while dropping bombs?! And no one else sitting in a stall wants to hear your conversation! Just scroll Lemmy and leave us alone! - And wash your hands you disgusting, filthy boomers. Jfc. - And no, that quick 2-second splash of water does NOT count! 
- Thankfully I don’t see too much of that. I actually find a general lack of consideration. People talking on speakerphone, on a quiet bus commuting home from the city. No one wants to hear your conversation. I don’t get the mentality. - I don’t get it either. I always try to stay invisible, out of the way, and polite. I think there’s people that just have to be at the center of the universe, whether that universe is the restroom, subway car, CHURCH… 
 
 
- I don’t do it at work, but I’ll talk on the phone while growing tail at home. 
 
- WTF, that is super weird and kinda rude. She needs to learn how to text like the rest of us. - When I was in college, one time a girl came in the bathroom, blabbing on the phone, and just… talked the whole time she was peeing. Like it was perfectly normal 
 
- At one point we had a remote office in a bank. One of my coworkers, W, had a pretty severe intestinal condition. - Anyway, I’m using the facilities, and one of the bankers comes in and heads to a stall. His phone rings while he’s in there, which he answers. It’s obviously a work call. - By this time, I’m heading over to wash my hands, just as W slams open the door with an panicked look. He violently shoulders open a stall, drops trousers, and unleashes just an absolutely unholy flume of waste, accompanied by a couple of mercy flushes. - “Uh, I’ll call you back”. - I’m assuming lessons were learned that day. 
- Wtf just do your calls in the stairway awkwardly smiling at passing coworkers like the rest of us 
- When this happens, I make as much noise as possible to make it obvious to whoever they’re speaking with that the person is talking to them in a bathroom. 
- Imagine doing that while someone’s having coffee shits a stall over. Imagine being on the other side of the line. Maybe you should drink more coffee and the problem will solve itself. 
- You totally need to make really loud hnnnnnng…splosh noises. 
- I don’t really get why this is frustrating. Is it the risk of other people hearing you go toilet? - It’s where people are taking shits. Nobody wants their shits to be transmitted via coworker-phone-call. 
- Bad etiquette 
- It’s inherently unpleasant for everyone involved, except the oblivious. The restroom is just not an appropriate location for a phone call, you should be avoiding conversation and focusing on the task at hand. 
 















