• jordanlund@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    “Buckaroo! The President wants to know if everything’s OK with the alien spacecraft from planet 10 or should he just go ahead and destroy Russia?”

    “Tell him yes on 1 and no on 2.”

    “Wait, which was ‘yes’? To destroy Russia or number 2?”