For me, it’s about people having to always point how something makes them so old that was popular in their childhood. And they never ever stop to point out to everyone and announce how old they are.
Like yes, we get it, time fucking moves forward. It is by design. What makes you so special out of the billions that came before you and the billions more that’ll come after you, about how old you are? It doesn’t make you special so shut up.
I like following verbal meme trends, then watching them die out.
Couple of years ago everyone described nearly everything as “spicy”.
The overuse if “hear me out” before making a mid statement.
That dark period of time when people used “amazeballs”.
Amazeballs was amazeballs, you shut your dirty mouth about amazeballs
There used to be a patisserie in NYC that sold amazeballs. Chocolate, caramel, salt, nougat, and a couple other flavor profiles. They were not good. Well, I didn’t think so.
You sound salty about their take on amazeballs.
Nothing like some nice, salty amazeballs
They’re packed full of vitamins and good for you
You know, I’ve said the exact same thing to people about my amazeballs. Successfully even!
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