Finding a nice stick

I once slid a large rock across an entire frozen lake. Please, contain your admiration

Bringing in all the groceries in one trip.

Although… that’s a lot easier now-a-days.

Surely women also love seeing large rocks fall into a lake from great height, right? This has to be just a human love.

I was going to say all men are different and you can’t find something that will appeal to them all.

But then sploosh.