Gotta wash your mouth out after gargling that. Nana won’t kiss her good boy with THAT taste on his lips.

My dentist always asks how my teeth are so perfect. I tell him I use mouthwash 5-6 times a day, but I don’t tell him why.

No problem! I hope they work out well for ya!

Oh, also, if you want to really go hard with this, blue curacao, orange vodka (or rum, or liqueur), white creme de cacao, with heavy whipping cream.

Mix the blue curacao 2/3 to 1/3 with the orange liquor of your choice. Preferably shaken with ice. Fill a shot glass 2/3, or a tumbler 3/4. Now take the creme de cacao and mix it with the heavy cream separately. Then carefully pour that in the glass over the back of a spoon. It’ll taste like a dreamsicle but look like cum in a glass of mouthwash.

Oh it’s so good! They’ll be mad but asking for more.

Get some malibu, white rum and pineapple juice. It’s called a blue Hawaiian.

When I was younger, my farts smelled like pot because of that. It was funny as hell seeing people get shifty eyed when they couldn’t explain the smell.

Now, if one were to do this with a Bethesda game, would the glitches be better or worse?

Um… Why would you talk about fisting?

I loved it in pokemon, but hated it in fallout. I can’t even explain why. It just feels too structured in most games. Like in FO4 I could hide behind something and get the drop on someone, but in FO 1-2 I had to go straight up. I generally don’t like turn-based but something about Pokemon felt right.

A coworker asked about that here in the US. He said he heard people were told to start saving food. I said that some of Europe had been told that but it’d be a good idea in America as well.

I had a dream once where I was at work and someone mentioned seeing a chicken on the factory floor. Then someone else mentioned seeing a chicken on the other side of the building. Then one in the bathroom. A little while later it was becoming a little concerning. By break there were so many chickens that the forklifts had to drive slower. Not long after, there were so many that people were sheltering in closets and various small cubbys and such. The lucky ones made it outside before people suffocated from the sheer volume of chickens.

I have ADHD and work overtime a lot. Personally I don’t mind. I’m actually more calm at work. This is what I have to do, and I’m going to do that. At home, almost everything is optional. Options are what stress me out because I can put it off. You’ll be ok. Change can be scary but this sounds like a pretty small change, and a positive one at that.

Live, laugh toaster bath.

That’s simply absurd. I’m sorry but you’re just inventing needs now. Get an arm band. They’re specifically made for phones. And foldables are generally bigger than regular phones with a few exceptions, and even then they’re super thick, not really saving you anything.

Things are already generally optimized for a phone screen though.

You’re the problem when it comes to big tech, you realize this, yes? Why shouldn’t I buy this unnecessary tech? Why shouldn’t I use AI as much as I want? Sure, put on the ring, what harm could come of it? Of course I want a camera on my glasses!

But why tho? A modern phone will be more than enough to cycle or run with. A bigger map is of no use when zoom exists.

Apple is slow on everything and manages to act like they’re top shelf.

I’d say lateralus or Ænima are probably the easiest to get into as they have the most hits. So you’d be more familiar with it. But fear inoculum is good for the vibes, and smooth listening.