It’s pretty common for people to write greentexts where they pretend to be the other person in a scenario and write from their point of view in order to point out how strange the behavior in the original post was. It’s intended to be parody, not something you actually believe.

imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain

yeah, that’s not really helpful for me :/

Me too! Although I’ve mostly lurked this whole time until I finally made an acc this month