Exactly! The law doesn’t protect animals from sexual abuse, it only cares that humans aren’t directly having sex with them

I read this as Lefty Corner and I was like hell yeah

Or as I like to call it, wednesday

Really?? Cool!

This question reminds me of a cool-ass RPG called Warrior, Rogue and Mage

No, frogs do that

Once? My record is like 4 (listening to power metal). Though at some point they start merging together so it’s hard to count them

what… what happened to the wolf?

Many self-declared “perverted men” think doggy-style is bdsm

Oh, you wouldn’t need to spray it. No one would want to stay anywhere near you if you had a can of asbestos in your hand

how do you even begin deep-frying kool-aid

It’s impossible because there is no control group for microplastic

Carrying this instead of pepper spray /j

But zoophilia is not about consent at all!

Scientists use dummy ostriches to collect sperm. Ostriches approach and… use the dummies, by their own volition.

If there was a human in there, it wouldn’t be very different from the perspective of the real ostrich. So it’d be technically possible to consensually bottom an ostrich.

But why the fuck would you do it?

This is what people actually despise about bestiality. It’s a gut feeling, before any rationalisation

Edit: you could very much argue that the ostrich dummy method is still non-consensual as it involves some form of trickery. But, regardless, I think it’s telling that people would treat it differently depending on whether there was a human in it or not, even though from the animal’s perspective there is no difference.

No no of course not xD

I would consider walking over it, figure out it’s not worth triggering the alarm and making a scene, then ultimately ignore it

I don’t think the cops would go out for just one car parked over the crossing lines

Wow, really? I’d never heard a slogan in a foreign language before. It must vary by country

I was abroad recently. At the radio I got an ad for a company from my country. At the end of the ad, they said their slogan… in their native language. How do you expect people to get your slogan if it’s in a language they don’t speak!?

great reference