While they were basket weaving, Jesus took egg, said the blessing, colored it, and giving it to his rabbits said, “Take and hide; this is my chocolate.”

Yeah, that always seemed like a marketing gimmick not based on any science to me

They ask for it to store a date today, ask for IDs the next. Heck they already want 3d printers to somehow identify if they’re printing parts that can be used in guns, but 3d printers don’t have that kind of computing power nor should they need that so odds are most companies will require an internet connection and upload to a central server to be analyzed. And thus privacy goes away unintentionally.

Technically there’s no way to know if they hide their identity and use a voice changer, but I was mainly joking

False, child labor is illegal

It’s way easier to explain to customers “these companies have enterprise commitments and long term support available if needed”, I realize that they all essentially run the same stuff but frankly I can’t guarantee I’m always gonna be the one supporting them and it is an added safety net for when they decide not to upgrade for an eternity. Not to mention just about every VPS provider has at least one of those two options available out of the box, they’re frankly the safe boring choices.

Redhat and Ubuntu are controversial for me. Don’t want them for desktop, but for any professional server I would choose them over any of the others (and preferably alpine for any docker containers running on them)

If Lego costs an arm and a leg, and you use them to replace your leg… Imma need to see the upper half of this photo to confirm a hypothesis.

Can you site your sources from the global south? Also who says they’re not both wrong? Flawed governments spring out of good ideas all the time, humans have a bad habit of cutting corners and the world is more grey than that.

The key is to really make it sound like you’re telling a story, offhand jokes aren’t normally formatted like that.

"Be careful, a table accidentally lost their forks in the chicken, and I really used to like them… "

Do not give any details because in your mind it’s self explanatory what you mean. If they ask how that happened, that’s when you respond: “turns out soup is hot and wet.”

I’m just waiting for Bigfoot’s OnlyFans videos directed by Tarantino to finally leak

I’m confused, they want people to pay money to watch? But money can be used for drugs and corruption…

That’s a cactus, but to answer your other question: Cacti aren’t able to connect to the internet despite looking vaguely like antennae, so it’s a decent symbol to get the point across.

Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief

Yeah, would’ve been better if she adds you to her sudoers file.

I’m not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don’t jinx an already cursed day…

No, you’re supposed to rip the button out of the wall and push it towards the exit

There hasn’t been much to my knowledge, but thanks to Asahi Linux’s efforts now Fedora ships out if the box with FEX as a solution as of last month (not sure compatibility, performance or ease of install for other distros, just reporting what I’ve heard) :
https://fedoramagazine.org/new-in-fedora-running-x86-programs-on-arm-systems/

How are you living in portrait? This feels a lot like a “how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?” type of take

What else is the pencil brush for? I also turn the opacity of the eraser down to make it more accurate.