I can hear the shitty alarm sound through this pic.
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crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why do older generations pee all over the toilet seat?
272·5 days agoThat’s it. Someone else always did it for them. They don’t realize they’re pathetic.
Peeing on the seat is on, just fucking wipe it down with TP before you flush.
Jk I know they don’t flush either.
Free for now.
Honestly I’d probably do the same. I’m a dingus too
They make medicine you can take before you eat dairy, ya dingus!
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Will my mango lassi give me heavy metal poisoning or some other chemical build up from seemingly dissolved liner?
2·7 days agoSwollen dented cans are the ones to avoid, as in dented outward
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Don’t Want to Spend Time With Your Kids? Train an AI Voice Model of Yourself to Read Them Bedtime Stories: Parent-child bonding time isn't so sacred that it can't be optimized with AI.English
3·7 days agoMy grandparents only hid in the basement while I was napping so when I woke up and saw piles of their clothing on the floor, static on the radio, water boiling on the stove, I’d think Jesus came back, took them To heaven and left my 7 year old ass here.
As an adult, now I think they wished they could go to heaven and leave me here
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can someone explain this show to me? It's called Critters: The New Binge and it's free on Tubi.
1·9 days agoElon shares a body shape with the critters
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What is the collective noun for General Lees?
12·9 days agoI think it’s called a Klan Rally
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•“Has No Friends”: Amazon Is Keeping Amazingly Detailed Records on Its Customers and They Are Downright Insulting: Here's how to check yours.English
3·9 days agoI use Amazon solely for ahem adult items. This will be interesting.
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Meta Is Refusing to Remove AI-Generated Facebook Videos of Graphic Child Abuse, Including a Baby Roasting in an Oven. Meta is making it clear: it doesn't care about AI-generated child abuse videos.English
3·9 days agoSo I can finally get an Ai to get my Fully Armed Fetuses gun control law pushed through. Ai won’t touch it.
Can’t abort babies if they have little AR-15’s in the womb as mandated.
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•At least my dick is minty fresh
12·11 days agoYou gotta use tiger balm like a real man
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK Sometimes running into a fire is the safest way outEnglish
5·13 days agoYep. Covid ruined my belief in sanity. If it were a zombie apocalypse there would be people saying “I have a right to be eaten by zombies!” While they just end up making many more zombies.
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipOPto
pics@lemmy.world•[OC] That’s me. I’m that kind of person.
1·15 days agoFair point. I asked both Alexs that I know if they drew it.
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is the punchline to the worst joke you know?
5·1 month agoSo I thought to myself, is that how she died?
I just say Come In
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be?
5·2 months agoHornswoop me bungo pony.
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Harvard Is Selling a $699 Course Taught by A.I. Clones of Its FacultyEnglish
7·2 months agoCovid really did a number on our collective intellect, didn’t it?
crystalmathadept@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Flock CEO calls for ‘compromise’ as surveillance company faces growing backlash | TechCrunchEnglish
2·2 months agoHow many trafficking victims have been rescued using these?
None. They’ll be used to find people to snatch up for trafficking, if they aren’t already.

So it’s the Cessnas spraying us with chemicals then? I thought it was the ones with the clearly harmless contrails but dang.