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Mitochondria are actually parasites with their own genome and means of replicating. They will even actively defend their turf when other intracellular parasites appear.

Reminds me of US railroad companies in the 19th century trying to evade liability for starting wildfires caused by cinders spouted from coal-fired steam locomotives.

If Florida weren’t already Trump’s safe space, his death threats to dissidents would add more felonies to his list.

AI Hyperscaler: My emergency is that we will run out of funding in a year if we don’t [insert morally bankrupt action here] to raise another 10 billion USD.

That time fundamentalist Mormons almost got Big Bird killed.

Specifically, about how Morton Thiokol o-ring subcontractor HydraPak (originally Utah Tool & Die, later Western Precision, and now “NewEra Manufacturing” based in Cedar City, Utah), which made the o-rings of the Challenger that failed on 1986-01-28, killing the entire NASA crew, was started and run as a front operation for the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (FLDS) religious sect by its prophet Rulon Jeffs (father of currently imprisoned prophet Warren Jeffs) as Utah Tool & Die. For more details, read the book Prophet’s Prey: My Seven-Year Investigation into Warren Jeffs and the Fundamentalist Church of Latter-Day Saints by Sam Brower.

It’s “a” step, not “the next” step. Evolution has no direction except “different”.

Didn’t the original Marathon runner, Pheidippides, die of exhaustion soon after? Maybe the organizers were trying to recreate history as understood in their time.

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End game is probably a monthly subscription model where you can buy the privilege of getting fixed prices for a month. People that lack a McMealPlan or whatever will pay according to their social credit score, inventory levels within a given location, or simply the whims of the franchisee.

I imagine the pressure wave of the first pop will likely trigger nearby kernels to pop, causing a popping cascade like what happened with the submerged glass vacuum photomultiplier tubes at the Super-Kamiokande neutrino detector on 2001-11-12.

Okay, Mr. Spacely.

Exactly. Within the world of TotK/BotW, Twilight Princess is just folklore: yet another “Legend of Zelda”, one legend among many.

Similarly, think of all the self-contradictory narratives surrounding the founding of the United States of America:

• The Book of Mormon (1830)
• The Patriot (2000)
• National Treasure (2004)
• Assassin’s Creed III (2012)
• Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
• Hamilton (2015)
• The 1776 Report (2020)
• President Curtis (2026)

Trying to integrate Majora’s Mask into some sort of consistent Legend of Zelda branched timeline makes my brain hurt in the same way as when I try to make a non-contradictory timeline of all these other works.

If my workstation goes up in value in 4 years, something is seriously going.

date -Is my beloved.

What about a UNIX epoch HTML color clock?

YYYY-mm-ddTHH:MM:SS±zzzz

Too amusing to be real. Also, really inconvenient for my mental health to imagine beef growth platforms being conscious.

Shut off their water lines, cut off their power, cancel trash collection, and close their roads. Failure to abide by the laws regulating infrastructure means they don’t deserve infrastructure.

What’s Digg?

No sopuli.xyz? Disappointed.