

They used to be Short Green Things.
Just a little enby shitposter (18+ tho). He/him today, but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay, edited by me. Banner: Promo art for the game Ikaruga, by Treasure.)


They used to be Short Green Things.


Arms heavy


The Dark Side never gives up.

Shhhh! He’s fallen for it, don’t wreck the scam!
You may not like it, but this is what 100x productivity looks like! 🤡
Beef industry protesting a threat to their price-gouging:



… I could have been getting watches?


it cost $20 to join?
Shit, that’s twice as much as it used to cost to join Something Awful, and I bet you don’t even get access to furry porno.


There’s a small percentage of people out there with money, and every company is chasing them–to the exclusion of the rest of us.
Full-tummy naps are the best!


I wish I knew. Not only does it come across as low-effort and shady, but it’s like they can’t read the room. How are they so out of touch?


I know toilet seats can get cold but this is ridiculous.
Ramen. 🍜
It’s so you can come down with an atomic elbow drop at the climactic moment.
All I knew about Ecce Homo was the title, and went away disappointed.


Get lapped, slowpoke! 🏎️
Is was fore-tolled.
Has the AI industry tried bribing him more? That usually does the trick.