Donny, you’re out of your element

Grass just makes it taste green.

Also you just got sniped for revealing the conspiracy.

If ease-of-consumption is all that counts, just make smoothies out of everything.

I love that image

🎶 I’d rather be a forest than a street 🎶

Thank you!

Is there a difference between nail clipping and declawing?

I feel like this joke has to be as old as the first invention of something not inherently practical like acting or philosophy.

Chill Bump - Pointerlude

It’s a weird earworm because there’s no real lyrics. It’s a sample.

Among other things I downvote self-censorship. Not only the relatively new TikTok-brainrot stuff, but I also tend to downvote the classic American brainrot like ‘heck’ or ‘gosh’.

It’s fine if you want to swear. It’s fine if you don’t want to swear, too. But in this case don’t make me think of the word you won’t dare to say.

Relentlessly judging

Going for a walk

When’s the meet up? I’ll bring cocoa and rum

So it’s pretty much on brand

Sometimes the rules have to be broken at the right time to create art

Preach

Now that’s a meme I haven’t seen in a long time

Shrimpin’ be easy

iirc it gets reused in the replicator