Maybe they’re unrelated events, and they’re questioning their gender 🤨

In related news, when my older sister told our younger brother she was pregnant, he was very excited to be a grandpa.

My sister keeps making my siblings do this and when Bard (gemini) came out she kept making it talk about marrying us should I be worried

Intel kinda did for a while there, though they’re recovering. (Completely lost corporate direction led to the share price halving)

I actually loved my Kin Twom. Didn’t require a data plan, had a decent camera, was a joy to text on.

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Why stop there? Just have the companies taking out ads send random people their products!

That box is suspiciously similar to the laptop I leave at my parents for when I visit. The mouse and keyboard even look identical!

Chicago is the next city ICE is set up to ramp up operations in. Chosen probably because it is a liberal city with a diverse population.

KFC is also a spinoff of PepsiCo and still serves Pepsi and not Coke.

Some kind of Abyssal demon?

The day I turned 29 all of my joints started hurting forever.

I really thought this was an elaborate Saddam hiding meme

Maybe we should lend less credence to a law making certain people illegal that was passed while the Nazis controlled Germany.

I like to think of myself as what would happen if a man and a woman had a baby.

I legitimately know people who press the caps lock key, type what they need uppercased, then press the caps lock key again. That said, I use both shift keys.

My wife worked there some years ago, around when they started to fall behind AMD. Her team was a research unit looking into how to improve AI performance, and the entire business unit got laid off. Very smart move to trim any chance of pulling back ahead through R&D.

Recently I was told I probably need medication for that fact I’m worried about ten million different things happening right now, but like, surely my fears are entirely rational and justified???

If you zoom in on the spine, it is not at all separated from the hardcover. To me this implies she hasn’t opened this particular book many times before.

This is a real incident ticket I saw:

Subject: “broken” Description: “website down”

Given that the website was in fact not down, and they included no details, and they must have been filing it on behalf of someone else as their user-id didn’t have an account at all (it is an internal corporate product), this was a real head scratcher.

Just scrolling through shorts on a given day, I’m usually recommended at least one short by someone infamously hostile to the LGBTQIA+ community. I get that it could be from people with my interests hate-watching, but I don’t want to be shown any of it. (Nearly all of my YouTube subscriptions are to LGBTQIA+ creators. I’m not subscribed to anyone who has ever even mentioned support for right leaning policies on anything.)