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ANGRY_MAPLE@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Especially true when you're in a rush

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Especially true when you're in a rush

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ANGRY_MAPLE@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • zexu knub@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    😂😂😂

  • iknowyouare@lemmy.world
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    When I was in college, I worked across the street for a Starbucks. I used to always go there for a cup of coffee, take a few sips, and go to my desk. Every day at exactly 9:30 I had to take a shit. Like clockwork.

    • celerate@lemmy.world
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      For some reason my body seems to learn a schedule for going to the bathroom, regardless of whether it’s solid or liquid.

  • teneriffa@lemmy.world
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    Add some nicotine into the mix and boom. Explosive diarrhea.

  • Dojan@lemmy.world
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    For some reason the phrase “the poop in my butt” cracks me up. Just the mere concept of faeces being in the buttocks and not the intestines is really funny.

    • MuadDoc@lemmy.world
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      It’s just like pee stored in the balls.

  • GlitzyArmrest@lemmy.world
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    I experience this daily; drink a cup of coffee starting at 9:30, then by 11 I’m pooping on company time.

    • FuckingQuintana@lemmy.world
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      Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. This is why I poop on company time.

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    Morning coffee with a cig - gastric lavage

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    For me is a double espresso and cold water. I do it after lunch. 60% of the time, works every time.

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    Brown goes in, brown comes out. It’s only logical

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    For real, why is it like that???

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