I explained to my cat before his surgery that if he didn’t stay a little boy forever, his instincts would drive him to leave home and the life of constant play and treats and being allowed to sleep under the covers with me at night, and he would murder and pillage every creature in the neighborhood and would be an ecological disaster instead of my cute fuzzy boy.
I took his purrs and headbonks as consent. Years later he still seems happy with his lot.
Yeah, cats who aren’t spayed/neutered get a bit wild when in heat so I think mine is better off neutered
They all are. The price is right was right
This would be somewhat true if not for the fact that the cat doesn’t have a say on the matter
I often wonder who is this sleazy Adam Driver in a tent?
Am I supposed to know who the guy is? Is the joke that he is the cat?
The joke is he is offering the deal to a cat