• phed@lemmy.ml
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    22 hours ago

    Not true, I perform magic tricks every time I go into a bar and the bar and beertenders LOVE me and can’t get enough. I make my drinks dissappear! ;p

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    19 hours ago

    “And keep your hands off the sourdough pretzels, you know what a mess that makes.”

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    23 hours ago

    Show of hands, how many waiters got the one family who ordered just water with extra lemons and then used up all the sugar packets?

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    18 hours ago

    One of the funniest things I’ve seen on the internet was a picture of Jesus knocking on a door saying “knock knock”

    A voice bubble responds “who’s there?”

    And Jesus replies “Jesus, lol”

    I don’t know why but to this day I think of it an and I laugh.

    The second funniest is one of Jesus raping a baby with a comically large monster cock. A woman is shocked yelling “Jesus stop raping my baby!” And Jesus replies “lol”