Just give the dude a single, lopsided boob. If he wants a complete pair, he has to pay for it.
Dude’s got a degree in Not Gay Titty Physics.
I must have missed that class intractable in the course listing when I was in school.
Ahh… A man about his business.
DO NOT MAKE HOMESEXUAL I AM ALLERGIC !!
Fucking gold.
What if it’s someone else’s home, does it become housesexual and the allergy gone?
I may be kinda happy that many of these kinds of people go to AI image generators nowadays instead of bothering artists.
I know a few artists that would do this for shits’n’giggles
shits’n’jiggles surely
And it better jiggle right, i have a degree in jigglephysics so i’ll notice
And don’t make it homosexual, I’m allergic!
breast booby women only!
Show bob and vagene
how do you model a jelly? asking for my realistic jelly simulation
Oh, I’ve done it plenty of times for shits’n’giggles, but it gets old really fast. People underestimate how many dumb requests an artist gets, they always think they are the first to say “Draw BUTT wearing HAT!!”
Please draw William Shakespear having sex with April O’ Neil. But April is wearing a strap-on. And BOOB PHYSICS!!! I HAVE A DEGREE IN BOOB PHYSICS! I WILL KNOW IF IT’S FAKE!
Also, maybe draw a funny hat on his butt.
Boring, Shakespeare fucking different people is like the first thing they teach in art school 🥱
spoiler (NSFW, obviously)
That’s not a funny hat, it’s a cheeky one
You have earned yourself a tag
That makes contradicting my own point by folding to an art request absolutely worth it haha
Proof: I am currently writing this from my Art 050: Shakespeare’s Santa-Themed Boob Physics intro course. I’m zoned out while prof explains why Shakespeare was concerned with boob physics.
You better pay attention! It’s important knowledge that you’ll use in Art History 060: Why Salvador Dali liked ass so much. The clay sculpt project at the end of that one is absolutely brutal…
I nominate the beanie with the propeller as the hat
I… guess this person is unaware of the existence of Mrs. Claus, and… insists on a genderbent, cat girl Santa Claus.
… ah-huh…
:-/
Catgirl Santa must always walk like Kate Upton.
