Pansexual:

( I’m gonna headbutt 'ya! I’m gonna headbutt 'ya! )

don’t forget to wear protection
More pan more fun.

What I, a furry pansexual, am attracted to:

That’s a minor
I choose to believe it’s Bandit and not actually Bluey.
I just tell myself that I was 11 when Christina Ricci played Wednesday as a 14 year old. So my eternal crush on that particular version of Wednesday Addams is fine, since she is always roughly 2-2.5 years older than I am.
Interestingly I super babby hate every version of Wednesday ever since. The animated ones were cool, but the latest version isn’t an Addams. The latest Fester is kinda cool, but he’s still not quite a proper Addams. An Addams is all about protecting, helping, and growing La Familia.
Par for the course with furries
Oh my god! We’re a match made in heaven! I’m attracted to this:

Let’s just say that I’m very protective of my cast iron.
If she speaks Spanish hide your bread!
Brings a while new meaning to “breakfast in bed.”
Oh wow, a joke about queer people, how original
I grew up in a gay household. I took a gender studies class in college and I don’t have any idea what pan sexual means. These vague and new terms leave a lot of people confused.
Only the ones with holes big enough to fit a dick







